Mom: We shouldn’t even do thanksgiving anymore. The whole story is a lie. Do you know what really happened between the settlers and the Indians in Virginia?
Me: You guys are pretty woke parents.
Dad: What’s woke?
Mom: AOC says the term woke is over.
So Thanksgiving and woke are canceled this year but the drive was still worth it I got a big bag of pretzels at the gas station.
Anne Foster 