Mom: We shouldn’t even do thanksgiving anymore. The whole story is a lie. Do you know what really happened between the settlers and the Indians in Virginia?

Me: You guys are pretty woke parents.

Dad: What’s woke?

Mom: AOC says the term woke is over.

So Thanksgiving and woke are canceled this year but the drive was still worth it I got a big bag of pretzels at the gas station.

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