Me: I think I got lovebombed. I didn’t know what that was until after but I guess it’s a thing that has a name.
Therapist: Did the person you were dating have qualities of a narcissist?
Me: What?! I don’t know! What are the qualities of a narcissist? Was I dating a narcissist?!
Therapist: Lovebombing can be a sign of narcissism. Like, did he only think about himself?
Me: I don’t know. Wait…. Am I a narcissist?
Therapist: You’re not a narcissist.
You’ve known me for a little over an hour don’t be so sure of yourself.